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Some memorable quotes from our groups Rune Quest sessions.

Bilge Rat: Dammit man, why won't my horse give any mild, there is no mares mild in this godsforsaken town!
GM: Wait a second, check your characters sheet, what sex is your horse?
Bilge Rat: Um {flip flip flip} its a male.
Group in general: If your horse gives milk, we not drinking it!

Random musing of Tony: So if in Glorantha elves are derived from plant life, would a Troll eating an elf be considered to be eating veggies? Troll mother: Eat your elf, it will make you see at night......


GM: Describes landscape.
Quasimodo: So, it looks a bit like the Karoo?
GM: No actually more like Russia.
Debate starts re GM's use of descriptors.
GM: Come on guys, this is just a fantasy game!

Quasi & Rocheval are sleeping next to the fire in the over night camp. They wake up, find a HUGE snake (I think it was a Python?). They proceed to hack and slash the snake to bits.
Quasi: Good thing we killed it. It thought of having us for breakfast. Now we are having IT for breakfast! Hahaha.

GM: Does anyone know Aquatianian Orc?
No one responds
GM: Not to worry, we will simulcast.

Quasi [about to enter into battle]: Ignore armour. I am wearing my leg jobbies and sandals.

GM drones on for about 5 min re the historical and political reasons for the Chaos War.
GM: Shit! I kinda forgot my point.

GM [to Honsu who is in the spirit world]: Because you have a fetch, you were fetched.

GM: You whip out your wizard staff ...
Rocheval: Are we playing the porn edition?

GM [After debating if an earwig can actually crawl into your ear]: Insects, much like humans are stupid and cannot reverse.

Size 70 statue approaches party
Eliam: Let's play dice!


 

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